You'll need to see this to decipher half the crap you see on the internet...or what comes out of godam's and my mouthes.

http://sweet.as/junk/media/romjul.swf

And this:

http://www.popularaviation.com/ListNewsArticleDtl.asp?id=125

All I can say is ow.

Go 'head... Poke the bunny.

http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html

If you like the silly flash movies check out:

All your base
http://www.nulldevice.net/images/AYB1.swf

and

The Terrible Secrets of Space
http://www.jonathonrobinson.com/secret.html

(sound neccesary for these)

(Edited by Veda at 7:20 pm on Oct. 20, 2001)

http://www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/rabbit.htm

Not sure what it is with this rabbit lately but he seems to be everywhere.

http://disney.go.com/halloween/villains.html

Cute flash game, if you're into those things.  If you don't like Disney don't go.

Jesus.  The sound gave me a heart attack.   Loud!  I did win a Villion dollars on the Cinderella one, though!  And used only one lifeline.  Woo!  I'll play the rest later...

Nalian was complaining about AIM icons having sex, last weekend.  I think they came from http://www.iconsex.com/home.php

www.mightybigtv.com

It has finally been acknowledged.  Fox is a Stalker.

You sound surprised.

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h....p>Don't click if you have a weak stomach.

Oh my god.  Don't go look at that.

Okay, that is so not promoting local tourism for me.

Oh, my dear sweet Lord.

I have no idea why this amuses me, but it does.
http://www.vectorlounge.com/04_amsterdam/jam/flamjam.html

http://blackroses.textfiles.com/sex/lay-girl.txt

Oh my.

"smile : release the tense."

heh.

Oh, and this gem:

"If all above fails and she still don't want it, wait.
     or....merry her..."

SEVERAL DIRECT SQUEEZES TO THE CLITORIS.

Good God, I love that link.

My favorite part is when he rubs his penis on her ass chicks. Classic.

Classic "no" really means "yes"!  Honest!  I hope no one ever ever ever takes that seriously.  Its frightening that someone wrote it at all.

Dudes.. Bwah!!

The above will be printed and posted on my wall. Whenever I'm having a  bad day, this'll be sure to bring me out of even the Deepest. Depression. Ever.

(Edited by scully at 3:04 am on Nov. 28, 2001)

I love the idea of calling the vagina "the hall".  I feel like two large, hairy russian men sit in there in towels yelling "Breathe!  Breathe!" as steam swirls around.

(Yes, this is reference to a Halls Cough Drops commercial, before you can ask.)

Have I mentionned lately how much I love the way your mind works? 'Cause.. Dude.

http://www.dymphna.net/foundbook/

This is a cute little project someone is doing with leaving used books around in public places for other people to read.

Oh dear lord!
http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?it...33338&nc=12

(Edited by Nalian at 10:10 pm on Dec. 3, 2001)

LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNET
http://www.512productions.com/lobstermagnet/index.html
it's a music video in flash.  just peculiar.

Left claw north!

RIGHT CLAW SOUTH!

Haha.  I love Lobster Magnet.  Jay and I have spent the good part of 3 months trying to figure it out.

I don't know why I associate the lobster flash movie and this one, but I do:  
http://riddleme.com/html/cow.html
WARNING:  Not remotely work-safe in most environments.

Add an l to the end of Claudia's link if its not workin for you.  Thats what I had to do anyway.

And man.  There are some sick bastards out there!

Okay, so did anyone else who read "Me Talk Pretty One Day" then go to Nutcracker.com?

I'm just wondering if anyone has the same sick mind as I do. Carry on.

Is that Dymphna Net site belonging to our Dymphna? Because, really, how many can there be?

Yep, that's our girl. Miss her. Can I invite her here?

(Edited by LurkerNan at 4:52 pm on Dec. 9, 2001)

Of course.  Invite whomever you would like, Nan. :)

Wow.  That's kind of freaky.  Small world and such.  Has anyone else ever noticed that surfing around completely random people's personal sites/online journals they end up circling back to someone who they know?  I also notice a scary amount of people who I'll just completely haphazardly arrive at their site, check out their bio and see that they are connected to The Other Site.  I'm not sure if it's a coincidence or perhaps just the type of sites I browse.

I did that with jenstall.

I wanted to compliment Bloggin' Buffy's site owner for a cute bit of fanfic, when I noticed the name.

They say that three people have the collective knowledge of a set of encyclopedias. Do you think perhaps we have the collective Internet on our bookmark files?

Then who's storing the porn links? ;-)

That would be my husband. But I can be blamed for the Erotica links.

http://adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2...2056/2147

I'm pretty sure its a joke, but its pretty funny either way.

He's a father of six, his wife's name is Carol, and his kids include Peter and Cindy.

But yes, it is funny.

http://www.yoni.com/loverf/vulvaintro.shtml

Vulva Puppets.  It's a Vulvalution!

(Edited by kmm56 at 3:31 pm on Dec. 10, 2001)

Wow.  Vulva puppets.  That's something else.  I disturbed that they come in blue and other strange patterns... I suppose it would be good for educational purpose though, because no one would freak out about it being too realistic.  I don't like the idea of calling them puppets though, cause that just puts bad pictures in my head.

OK- this isn't a funny link. Well, it is to me, because I'm a Buffy fan and an accountant, but I had to share it:

http://www.bankrate.com/brm/news/advice/20011219a.asp

Real life CPAs giving Buffy advice on her finances! Hah, hah!

OK, only funny to me, I know.

No, I saw that linked to somewhere else and I thought it was funny too.  And they so got the "Buffy should hire a publicist, make sure everyone knows about the vampires, and then retire to Bora Bora" thing.

From the Department of Irony... There's a Web site for the Amish (http://www.holycrosslivonia.org/amish/ ). It's run for them, not by them, but it still cracks me up.

I found that out in "Yahoo! Internet Life," which also contained the following paragraph about religion that struck me as highly Buffic: "I saw a bumper sticker on a minivan in Wisconsin last week that read: 'In case of rapture, this car will be empty!' I sppose that means that my car shall rmain occupied. But I am less troubled by the supposed inevitability of my damnation than the delight with which those Milwaukee passengers seemed to be anticipating Armageddon. They're looking forward to the apocalypse!"

Hee.

(Edited by ejg25 at 4:41 pm on Dec. 23, 2001)

My mom's a CPA. I forwarded that to her. I know she'll laugh her ass off at it. She's a sucker for accountant jokes.

Has anyone noticed that Dymphna has the MotherLoad of Slash archived at her site? :

http://www.dymphna.net/ucsl/archive/winners.html

It boggles my mind that so many people out there are writing so many different and wicked relationships for the Buffy and Angel characters. I'll just have to read them ALL to better understand these people...

Wow, that anti-hacker father's off his rocker, if it's even a genuine article. According to that, I'm a hacker. Can I put that on my resume? "Finished Quake and Quake II, waiting feverishly for a new PC version of Duke Nukem and Hexen. Like to Blow things up with my BFG9000. Always smell nice."

www.e-sheep.com/apocamon

I *think* it's serious, not satirical.  Though I now have an urge to wander around saying "The lamb's *looking* at me!"

Well that was a lovely start to my day, now I'm going to wander around waiting for a sheep to appear in the sky and start staring at me.