From ninemsn today: "Dannii Minogue Shares Her Beauty Secrets".
Oddly enough, the article isn't about cosmetic surgery. If you're really keen, here's the link.
Full Version: Bizarre Headlines
Couldn't read the article. Not couldn't access the article, just couldn't read it. The headline is enough to cause nightmares. If it was fashion advice I'd have to aroldite my eyes shut.
Isn't that headline what's known as an oxymoron?
Or is that just Dannii?
Or is that just Dannii?
QUOTE (Ambrose's Auntie @ Sep 2 2003, 05:29 PM)
Isn't that headline what's known as an oxymoron?
Or is that just Dannii?
Or is that just Dannii?
It's both.
And another from ninemsn: "Probe into Missing Laptop"
I hope they're using prophylactics.
I hope they're using prophylactics.
Here's a rather redundant headline:
Men of 69 less likely to get a shag than women of 49, what a shocker.
In other news, Sun Most Likely To Rise In East.
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Young Men More Likely to Sleep Around – Official Statistics
By Sherna Noah, PA News
Men in their early twenties are twice as likely as women to have slept with more than one partner in the past year, according to a new sexual health survey.
Some 42% of men and 20% of women aged 20 to 24 said they had enjoyed multiple sexual partners.
But men under 70 are more likely (15%) than women under 50 (12%) to have had no sexual partner over the past 12 months, according to the Office for National Statistics report.
By Sherna Noah, PA News
Men in their early twenties are twice as likely as women to have slept with more than one partner in the past year, according to a new sexual health survey.
Some 42% of men and 20% of women aged 20 to 24 said they had enjoyed multiple sexual partners.
But men under 70 are more likely (15%) than women under 50 (12%) to have had no sexual partner over the past 12 months, according to the Office for National Statistics report.
Men of 69 less likely to get a shag than women of 49, what a shocker.
In other news, Sun Most Likely To Rise In East.
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Some 42% of men and 20% of women aged 20 to 24 said they had enjoyed multiple sexual partners.
The rest had them, but didn't enjoy it.
I'm here all week.
I'm a little bit concerned with what Piranha has been up to on her holidays.
Piranha fished from Thames
Piranha fished from Thames
Hee, MC, you just beat me to posting that headline! And its on the front page of Yahoo!!
See, if we'd known she was over here, we'd have done something...
I dunno what, but something.
That's funny.
I dunno what, but something.
That's funny.
Intel justified going to war: PM
Intel justified the war in Iraq. Really. What about AMD? Did Microsoft have anything to say about it.
I hate abbreviations like that being used in news articles.
Oh, and John Howard is deluded. Does anyone on earth still think that WMDs are still going to be found and that they were and still are a legitimate reason for the the war?
Intel justified the war in Iraq. Really. What about AMD? Did Microsoft have anything to say about it.
I hate abbreviations like that being used in news articles.
Oh, and John Howard is deluded. Does anyone on earth still think that WMDs are still going to be found and that they were and still are a legitimate reason for the the war?
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| Oh, and John Howard is deluded. Does anyone on earth still think that WMDs are still going to be found and that they were and still are a legitimate reason for the the war? [/quote] John Howard is stark raving bonkers. That is all. QUOTE Does anyone on earth still think that WMDs are still going to be found and that they were and still are a legitimate reason for the the war? Bush43 has refused to back off from the belief that WMD were a legitimate reason for going to war and still believes they will be found. Perhaps they're reading those intelligence reports with the same brand of rose-colored glasses (or whatever color it is when you want to see the worst of things -- maybe brown-tinted glasses).
NCIS take note.
(Although they're not actually *in* the navy. It still annoys me how often Kate is running around climbing onto or into things in impractical skirts.)
Why would men rejoice? They're being told that they don't have to wear skirts with their dress uniforms, correct? I'm guessing that most sailors would choose to wear pants, just to avoid the pantyhose issue alone.
This is a good thing for women.
They'd rejoice because of all the women walking around bottomless.
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